May 2013
104 posts
eyebrowgod:
you kno what time it is
cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
fugrats:
read this if u wanna date me
toxicrants:
Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit.
If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
If you don't think history is amusing, you clearly...
craigandthecrickets:
fiyerossong:
pure-blood-idjit-of-gallifrey:
castiel-is-a-assbutt:
Zis if from mein spring collection
Dem knee high socks.
STOP RUINING MY KINKS
avenue:
january 2013: this shall be my year
may 2013: well, shit
captinbenny:
tyleroakley:
screamandshout:
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Watchvideohall:
Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal
galacticdad:
thanks to anxiety whenever i make a mistake i feel like this
Watchmeanplastic:
Grandmas watchin Kim Kardashian’s sextape
iguanamouth:
I KEEP THINKING ABOUT DINOSAUR BONES LIKE SOME OF THEM ARE SO FUCKING BIG YOU KNOW PEOPLE USED TO DIG THOSE UP AND THINK THEY WERE FROM DRAGONS THE LARGEST SKULL EVER FOUND WAS OVER 8 GODDAMN FEET LONG FROM A TOROSAURUS THATS FUCKING INSANE IM SO PUMPED ABOUT THIS I LOV E DINOSAURS LETS GO BURN DOWN THE POST OFFICE
Watch
Watchcokeflow:
ok me saying more than one word
