eyebrowgod:

 

you kno what time it is

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

fugrats:

yung rapunxel

fugrats:

read this if u wanna date me

toxicrants:

Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit. 

If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.

craigandthecrickets:

fiyerossong:

pure-blood-idjit-of-gallifrey:

castiel-is-a-assbutt:

Zis if from mein spring collection

Dem knee high socks.

STOP RUINING MY KINKS

avenue:

january 2013: this shall be my year

may 2013: well, shit

voscian:

h0ney-dipped:

babymounsta:

My childhood is over.

but waitttttt.

THE PHINEAS AND FERB ONE KILLED ME

parishiltonsexslave:

i wanna scream and shout and let it all out